Before a fight, Zac Rinaldo asks recently returned Brandon Prust which shoulder is injured so he can avoid hurting it. Class.
ahahah, ahahahha, hahhaha, HOCKEY FIGHT CULTURE
GUYYYYYYYYS
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I CANT
(via unbucaneve)
reminder to self
DO NOT CHECK TUMBLR TOMORROW UNTIL YOU’VE WATCHED ELEMENTARY
Sidney Crosby talks about his fight with then Dallas’s Matt Niskanen [x]
sounds a lot like awkward first time sex, tbh
A fandom where people talk about physical fights the way other people talk about losing their virginity, everyone.
(Source: mcfleurys, via unbucaneve)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
(Source: the-happiest-of-endings, via unbucaneve)
Animals with Watermelons
the fucking parrot
I luv u waturmelon
An important documentary.
Were is the otter that looked so disgusted with its watermelon?
here he is
Sorry but that otter doesn’t look disgusted with the watermelon, rather it looks extremely pleased to the point of tears.
Ghana’s Grace Amey-Obeng, one of West Africa’s most successful businesswomen, made her fortune promoting products which emphasised the beauty of the black skin, at a time when many of her competitors were selling dangerous skin-bleaching formulas.
(via thefemaletyrant)
"He knows [a common swear word] for sure. Apart from that, it’s “hi” and “how are you”. Crosby is generally a pretty inquisitive person. He isn’t just interested in hockey. We go out to dinner together. He asks me about Russia. I had a house-warming party recently, but Crosby didn’t have time to come, he was busy. But the other guys from the team came over and it was fun."
—
Malkin about Crosby and the Russian language [source]
#what i take from this is #they basically go out on dates #sid lets geno teach him russian #but he still won’t come over to his house #why do you have to be like this sid? (via genobest)
AAAAH THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY. Ahem. Also, the thing with Crosby never coming over to Geno’s house - is that a real thing in hockey fandom? Like, are people aware of it or whatever? SORRY I AM TOTALLY OUT OF THE GENO/CROSBY BUBBLE BY CHOICE. But like, the whole thing with Crosby “never coming over” was basically an invention by a really lolz and ridic Russian program that I remember talking about on my journal and IDK are there other sources for this or did it just spread since or are people still reading my old entries or am I totally missing something and this is not even a thing?
Anyway, delightful quote is delightful, now I need to know WHICH RUSSIAN SWEAR WORD CROSBY KNOWS. And whether Geno actually said out loud in the interview of if he was asked about it and confirmed without repeating. THE NEED TO KNOW. IT IS LIKE BURNING.
(via unbucaneve)
Fandom: Hockey RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Brendan Gallagher/Brandon Prust, Alex Galchenyuk/Brendan Gallagher/Brandon Prust, Alex Galchenyuk/Brandon Prust, Alex Galchenyuk/Brendan Gallagher
Summary: This is yet another fic in that classic, beloved genre of “Gally and Gally can’t make shit work; Prust comes over to help.”
