You remember in Thor, where half the movie was him learning manners? This is Avengers being like a one-two Tony-punch. Not shown: the phone call to Jane immediately after this. “I did! I did attempt to talk it out! But this Man of Iron would not have words with me in an honorable fashion. He laid claim to my brother as if he were an object! Mistress Lewis was most emphatic on the point that it is unacceptable to do such a thing! When I made it clear that I would not tolerate his violation of my personal space, he said some things that I did not understand but which were clearly meant to be insulting! And then the Captain of America acted as if we were equally to blame, when he was clearly the aggressor in this! Do you think writing them both missives stating my feelings and positions in this would be of help?”
“I don’t know that writing FEELINGSMAIL is going to help, Thor.”
AHAHAHA YES NEW HEAD CANON
(Source: mitcharitis, via oliviacirce)
